- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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Chris Bosh's neck

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

A midget walked under a bar.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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