what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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thomas!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

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Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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As a stand-up comedian, I've been really interested in how comedians have recovered from jokes not hitting making fun of the fact. Recently, I was in a situation where a rhetorical question didn't hit, and anti-joking (lamenting on the lack of a punchline sarcastically) ended up generating the laugh I needed to move on! Hurray for Anti-jokes! Me: You know the gym Extreme Fitness? Audience: SILENCE Me: (sarcastically) Yes, exactly. That's exactly how that interaction went in my mind when I was practising at home. I ask question - audience responds euphorically - I continue with my joke... http://michaeljagdeo.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/anti-jokes-how-to-recover-when-a-joke-doesnt-hit/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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