- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

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