What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

Women's rights...

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

I dont have a girlfriend

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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