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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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