How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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AIDS

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

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