What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

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A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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I have a gay camel

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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