- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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