A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

whats brown and sticky a stick

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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