How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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