- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What did death say to life? Go die

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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