- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Are you gay? No. Ok.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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