- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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