Guess what? Holocaust

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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