- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

why was the man sad? his wife died

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

what came first the chicken or the chips

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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