- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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