- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Womans baksetball...

asdf

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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