Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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Womens basketball

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking. It stems from an Algonquian (possibly Narragansett) name for the animal, wuchak. The similarity between the words has led to the common tongue-twister that you have just stated.

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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