- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

YES! EXACTLY!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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