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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.