Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

What's a joke? Funny

Latvia isn't a joke

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Womens' sports

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

My three children are three big mistakes.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Anti Joke

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