Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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Smeg...

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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