i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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Church.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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give me a thumbs up

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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