- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

I can count to potato.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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