- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

The government

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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