- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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