Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Click here to end the world.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Vote this down and get DOXED

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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