A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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God. God.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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Chuck norris

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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