- Anti Joke

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

who is awesome? no one...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut