-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

God. God.

Punching a baby

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Why did the dog die? He was old

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

A dog was barking at a tree

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

The Big Band Theory

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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