- Anti Joke

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's circular and round A circle

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks