- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

why are balck people black because they are

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

your a vagina says you, your a booby

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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