What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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rarw

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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have safe sex

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