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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

Your wife died during the delivery.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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