What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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eden stop

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I need to start studying.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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