- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Hello.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

"Knock knock." "No."

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

minorities.....

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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