Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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