The truth is he loves her!!

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Where's the soap?

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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