- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Dude man, I'm high...

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

Dance is a sport

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

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