Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Women's Rights.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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so how about that irline food

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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