- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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