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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

Praise Paisley

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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