- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What do vampires cross the sea in?

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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