How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

i keep getting thumbs down...

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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