- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

Roses are red.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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