- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

penis?

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

Knock knock

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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