- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

DEATH.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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