Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

book 'em danno

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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