- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

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