- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

Women's Rights.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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