- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A man makes a sandwich.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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