- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

shammmm is a lesbian.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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