- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

Your face is hilarious.

Jellybeans

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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