An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Knock knock come in.

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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