- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

everybody loves raymond

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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